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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got eccentric Jews, the mohair's cute
    You know I read it in a bag of sardines

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Bennie And The Jets
    Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suitYou know I read it in a magazine

    The story:

    I just realized the real lyrics today because of this site. Up until now I had thought that Bennie was a Nazi with a nice mohair coat who could read sardines like some people read tea leaves. I swear, on a day to day basis, I only hear such ludicrous things about 2.7% of the time. And yes, that is an exact figure.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/10/2004 11:56 am

    Age it happened

    16

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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