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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's got boys in her room (in the dark)

    Artist: ABC
    Song: Poison Arrow
    Real Lyric: Shoot that poison arrow (to my heart)



    The story:

    My younger sister was listening to this in her room, and I just thought that maybe that wasn't appropriate for her to be listening to. I think I listened again and finally got it. Now it just reminds me of the old neighbor lady from That Darn Cat (original version) who sees the silhouettes of Ingrid and Agent Kelso in her room one night, and tells Gregory that Ingrid was sick because she saw the doctor up there in her room "Leastwise, I ASSUME it was the doctor. Who else would be up there? In her room?"

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