She's got a chicken to ride, and she don't care / my baby donkey

The story:

I was at a spanish supermarket buying some Jupina when this song came on over the loudspeakers. I started singing and wailing about my sweet sweet baby donkey, and when the song was over I noticed everyone was standing around staring at me with disturbed looks across their faces. This uncomfortable silence lasted for quite a while until I suddenly ran out of there and forgot to purchase my Jupina.
Oh wait, that was the embarrassing moment I found out I could not sing. I was not aware I was wrong about the lyrics until just now.