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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: Jeremy

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    She's farting on some bodies

    Artist: Shawn Mendes
    Song: Stitches
    Real Lyric: Shaking, falling on my knees



    The story:

    My son was riding along in the car with his father one day, when this
    song came on the radio for the third time that day. On the two
    previous playings, his father hummed along to the beat. It was on the
    third playing he was finally confident in the above lyrics and chose to
    sing "She's farting on some bodies!" Of course, my son immediately
    corrected him: "Dad, those aren't even the lyrics!" His dad refused to
    believe him, even when my son supplied the actual lyrics. He
    continued to insist, despite evidence and logic to the contrary, that
    his lyrics were the right ones.

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