The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My son was riding along in the car with his father one day, when this
song came on the radio for the third time that day. On the two
previous playings, his father hummed along to the beat. It was on the
third playing he was finally confident in the above lyrics and chose to
sing "She's farting on some bodies!" Of course, my son immediately
corrected him: "Dad, those aren't even the lyrics!" His dad refused to
believe him, even when my son supplied the actual lyrics. He
continued to insist, despite evidence and logic to the contrary, that
his lyrics were the right ones.
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Submitted on
5/5/2016 11:57 pm
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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