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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She's a good girl
    loves her mama
    loves cheeses
    and America too
    she's a good girl
    she's crazy about elms

    Artist: Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers
    Song: Free Fallin'
    Real Lyric: She's a good girlloves her mamaloves jesusand America tooshe's a good girlshe's crazy about Elvis

    The story:

    Ooh boy, I'd just gotten this on a CD from my cousin and was
    listening to it for hours on repeat. Then I saw on our misheard
    lyrics calendar the actual lyrics. Why can't girls love cheeses and
    elms? If people can love stamps and gardens, why not elms?!

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    Submitted by

    A_Stewart

    Submitted on

    10/16/2009 1:18 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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