She was blinded by the light
Ripped off like a douche
Ya know the rumor in the night

The story:

I sang it with my mom and she heard me say douche instead of deuce. Then she said, "Okay, he really does say douche, but he means to say deuce." I used to hate this song, but it's so fun to make fun of. Now, whenever this song comes on the radio, I turn it way up and sing my version loud and clear with a very heavy counrty accent.