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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She was a little too tall, coulda used a few pounds... tight pants, points hollerin' out...

    Artist: Bob Seger
    Song: Night Moves
    Real Lyric: I was a little too tall, coulda used a few pounds... tight pants, points, hardly reknowned...



    The story:

    I was actually singing this, busking with guitar downtown, and singing my mistaken lyrics and visualizing young perky tits, when somebody suggested I doublecheck them. He didn't know what they were either but he was sure mine were wrong.
    Of course, Bob does sing about HER OWN "points, sitting way up (firm and) high" in the next line anyway. So I wasn't too far off, though the original line referred to some small metal objects boys wore on their shoes in the early sixties.

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