"She took me right on the shelf
I was fighting for air
She told me to cum, but I was only twelve"

The story:

I was playing my guitar while my friend goofed around on his bass and i started playing dirty deeds. He said he liked that song but shook me all night long was better. I pointed out how sure I was that it was about having sex at the age of twelve. He laughed and I explained the lyric. He said the real one and we laughed for a while.