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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She seems to have an invisible top shirt!

    Artist: Genesis
    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch yeah!



    The story:

    As a young'un, I really liked this song, but I'd always kind of wondered what a "top shirt" was. I reckoned it was something like a midriff-exposing shirt - no wonder the girl was so popular!

    It wasn't until I actually heard the title of the song spoken by a DJ that I thought to myself, "Ooooh... invisible *touch.* Yeah, that makes more sense."

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