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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She loves me like a fountain for my feet
    Put them in your heart-shaped box where they're neat

    Artist: Nirvana
    Song: Heart-Shaped Box
    Real Lyric: She eyes me like a pisces when i am weakI've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for a week

    The story:

    i was proudly telling my friend about this new song by nirvana, and was telling her about how strange and wonderful it was, and then sang it to her. needless to say, she later phoned me and laughingly accused me of being a cannibal, and very very strange.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/5/2003 8:50 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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