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    She likes to prance on the hippo's spots

    Artist: Sisqo
    Song: The Thong Song
    Real Lyric: She likes to dance on the hip-hop spots

    The story:

    I was at a friend's party, and we were playing Truth or Dare. My friend dared me to sing Thong Song and dance around, with a thong over my my trousers.
    I was doing really well, and everyone was laughing, even her REALLY cute brother. Then when I got to the "Hippo spots" bit, I realised they were laughing AT me not with me!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/28/2001 8:16 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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