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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She lies and says she's in love with him, can't
    find a butter-man,
    She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't
    find a butter-man,
    Can't find a butter-man
    Can't find a butter-man

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Better Man
    Real Lyric: She lies and says she's in love with him, can't find a better man,She dreams in colour, she dreams in red, can't find a better man,Can't find a better manCan't find a better man

    The story:

    I realized rather quickly while listening to this
    song that "butter-man" didn't quite make sense. Of
    course I had started laughing as soon as I heard
    it though, and had to share details with everyone
    around. But hey, if you had some dry toast, not
    finding the butter-man can be a serious problem.

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    Submitted by

    Ravage

    Submitted on

    5/2/2015 9:35 am

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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