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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She had saggy thighs

    Artist: AC/DC
    Real Lyric: She had sightless eyes



    The story:

    I used to try to sing WAY outside of my abilities when i was a teen, and I thought I could get away with anything on this screamer! Apparently there were some really pretty, and critical ears in the crowd. After we were done this rocket came up and asked "what did you say instead of......" as though I had come up with some witty replacement in the moment. She didn't come home with me.

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