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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    She comes back to tell me she's grown. As if I didn't know that, as if I didn't know my own kid, as if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair from far ahead

    Artist: Paul Simon
    Song: Graceland
    Real Lyric: She comes back to tell me she's gone. As if I didn't know thatAs if I didn't know my own bedAs if I'd never noticedThe way she brushed her hair from her forehead



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    I actually got into a 10 minute debate with a friend. I insisted that mine was the only way that made sense, since he was singing about his kid earlier in the song. Finally my friend looked it up, and I still didn't believe him--I needed three seperate sources before I was convinced he was right.

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    The child in question is described as "the child of my first marriage," so the narrator has had at least one divorce since the kid was born. Simon had divorced Carrie Fisher a few years before this song was released, so it might have been a reference to that relationship, or to some other girlfriend of Simon's.

    Taken4Granite Jul 05, 2017 7:52 pm


    I always thought that it was "As if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair from far ahead".

    Prodigy Apr 06, 2008 7:26 pm