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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sex and vocabulary runs right through me
    The alphabet runs right from A to Z

    Artist: All Saints
    Song: Never Ever
    Real Lyric: Flexing vocabulary runs right through meThe alphabet runs right from A to Z

    The story:

    I was about 14 or 15 and me and my friends were singing never ever taking turns to sing each part. I sang those lyrics thinking those were the words and my friends cracked up laughing at me and told me it was flexing...mortified!

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    Submitted by

    ChezXmarie

    Submitted on

    7/31/2008 12:06 pm

    Age it happened

    14

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I always disliked this song because of these particular lyrics. Flexing vocabulary? The alphabet runs from Ato Z...no! REally? I like yours better by the way.

    redundancia Oct 08, 2009 12:48 pm