The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I used to love Johnny Rivers in the 60s. Poor Side of Town, 
Summer Rain and especially this song which for several 
years I knew as "Secret Asian Man." How did I find out? 
Well, I always wondered how somebody could be secretly 
Asian. Wouldn't that be obvious whether he is or isn't? 
(Hey--I was only 10)
One day I asked my Japanese friend how a person could 
be secretly Asian but, apparently, pass for another race? 
He just laugh, explained the lyric to me, and I've felt 
foolish even since. But to this day I can't shake the 
memory and whenever I hear this song . . . I may be 
belting out "Agent"  but inside I'm secretly still singing 
"Secret Asian Man!"
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2/15/2016 2:19 pm
Age it happened
13
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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