The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I sang it this way throughout my childhood -- as did many of my
friends (hey, Digger the Dog was a popular toy at the time!)
I don't remember the exact moment of realization, but I am sure it
was some time after I started drinking margaritas instead of
playing with battery-operated toy dogs.
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5/25/2006 10:01 pm
Age it happened
21
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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