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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Scared of Death, no reason why,
    Do whatever to get me high.

    Artist: Alice In Chains
    Song: Don't Follow
    Real Lyric: Scared to death, no reason why,Do whatever to get me by.



    The story:

    I introduced my brand new then-girlfriend to
    the "softer side" of Alice in Chains, only to
    discover that she listened to them already.
    And I argued and argued that my version
    was correct (because I had a copied tape
    with no lyrics) until she dragged out her own
    copy (on CD) and pointed. I mumbled
    something about liking my version better
    and changed the subject.

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