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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Saturday night's alright for fighting
    Better than a laxative

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: Saturday night's alright for fightingGet a little action in

    The story:

    It was actually myself and the girl I worked with that came up with this one. As we're both big hockey fans, we both liked this song, but we couldn't figure out what that lyric was. One day, she just came up with this one. I think it's better than the original, because ANYTHING is better than a laxative!!!

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