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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

    Artist: Toni Braxton
    Real Lyric: Say that you love me, say that you love me, tell me you love me

    The story:

    My little sister was about 6 when this song came out, and as it was playing on the radio one day, she started belting this at the top of her lungs. I cracked up and told her the real lyrics, and as I tried to figure out how she could have possibly thought those were the words, I remembered she was on a really big Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame kick.

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