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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Sail away from me, to another world

    Real Lyric: Sail away with me, to another world



    The story:

    I sang this as a karaoke duet with a cute guy. I didn’t realize it
    was a cute song, too, until I discovered that I didn’t know any
    of the lyrics. This was the one line that I thought I knew, and
    continue to sing as I used to in spite of myself when me and
    my (now) fiancé go karaoke every anniversary.

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