rock the dashboard, rock the dashboard

The story:

Given that this is a good song to crank up in the car, i actually
think its rather appropriate. But seriously, does anyone actually
know any of the words to this song? the entire thing could fall
under the misheard lyrics moniker. I realised it when i was
listening to it on my ipod, after singing it aloud on a bus for the
first few choruses and getting some amused looks from the
other passengers.