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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Iron Maiden

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" by Iron Maiden? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner" Lyrics

    Sailing on and on and on to lolly's cow.
    Through the f**king ice...
    Bodies lift and bide their spirits, None
    Sailing on and on and on 'till light is
    About his neck the tampon is hung!

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