The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Actually, it was my husband who coined this treasure. I had always been an ELO fan since the 1970's and bought a "Greatest Hits" CD about 3 years ago. We were driving in the car and singing along when he belted out this beauty. I stopped singing and asked him if he had actually said "relieve a woman" and he said, "That's the name of the song, isn't it?" I thought I was going to die, I was laughing so hard! Knowing him, his version is chauvinistically appropriate.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
3/5/2002 9:39 pm
Age it happened
38
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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