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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Reached down between my legs; he's a sleazebag.

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back.

    The story:

    Not so much embarrassing for us as it is for D.L.R.
    and his accent. Okay, maybe not so much an accent
    as there are blaring guitars. Hmmm... this lyric is
    actually at the quietest part of the song. It just
    really sounded like it. My best friend convinced me
    of that. The song was on so often; not sure why it
    took us so long to realize what we were hearing was

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