Reached down between my legs; he's a sleazebag.

The story:

Not so much embarrassing for us as it is for D.L.R.
and his accent. Okay, maybe not so much an accent
as there are blaring guitars. Hmmm... this lyric is
actually at the quietest part of the song. It just
really sounded like it. My best friend convinced me
of that. The song was on so often; not sure why it
took us so long to realize what we were hearing was
wrong.