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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Reach out for the healin' hands
    Reach out for the healin' hands
    Never liked when the doctor said,
    "Touch me now, and let me see again."
    Doctor, now! With your dentin' healin' hands.

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Healing Hands
    Real Lyric: And reach out for her healin' handsReach out for her healin' handsThere's a light, where the darkness endsTouch me now and let me see againRock me now in your gentle healin' hands

    The story:

    The final line I corrected circa 1991. The "never liked" line I corrected (gulp) about five minutes ago.

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    Submitted by

    samweisberg

    Submitted on

    2/10/2015 10:04 am

    Age it happened

    11

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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