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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Reach out and touch me
    You're wrong, pass it on. Jesus.

    Artist: Depeche Mode
    Song: Personal Jesus
    Real Lyric: Reach out and touch faithYour own personal Jesus

    The story:

    They used to play this all the time at the roller
    skating rink when I was a kid. I had no idea who
    Depeche Mode was or what the song was about, but I
    knew the AT&T "Reach out and touch someone"
    commercial. I think I thought they were related
    somehow.

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    Submitted by

    pookel

    Submitted on

    7/10/2017 10:56 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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