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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Reach down between my legs and squeeze the seed bag

    Artist: Van Halen
    Song: Panama
    Real Lyric: Reach down between my legs and ease the seat back

    The story:

    I was having hot, heavy metal sex with my boyfriend. We had Van Halen
    blasting and I was riding on top, when it came to that part I leaned down and
    started whispering that to my boyfriend, he started cracking up and told me that I
    was wrong.

    I convinced my younger sister that those were the real lyrics and she
    probably still thinks those are correct.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/16/2004 12:55 pm

    Age it happened

    27

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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