The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was about 8 and went around the house singing my lyric. I thought it was about sweaty hockey players showering after a game (the only thing I knew about Russia at the time was hockey). My family kept asking me to sing it for them, and then laughing. They still won't let me forget it, some 25 years later.
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Submitted on
10/13/2001 5:22 pm
Age it happened
8
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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NOTE to supervisors or administrators: According to my research, this song is by Boney M., NOT Brian McKnight.
Marcus Jun 30, 2014 8:21 pm
I like your version better, actually. There is no such thing as a king of Russia. Russia was ruled by czars and emperors back in the day. When Rasputin was alive in the late 1800s and early 1900s, Russia had an emperor.
Marcus Jun 30, 2014 4:00 pm
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Another correction: Not only is this by Boney M. and not Brian McKnight, but the actual "real" lyric is "lover of the Russian queen", not "lover of the Russian king". Not that it matters; my verdict is unchanged: I like the misheard better. There's no such thing as a queen of Russia either, obviously. From my first comment here, one can deduce correctly that Russia's female monarchs were called czarinas and empresses. Need I say more?
Marcus Jul 07, 2014 2:59 pm