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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Put me in, Ghost. I'm ready to play today.
    Put me in, Ghost. I'm ready to play today.
    Look at me, I can be centerfield

    Artist: John Fogerty
    Song: Centerfield
    Real Lyric: Put me in, Coach. I'm ready to play todayPut me in, Coach. I'm ready to play today.Look at me, I can be centerfield
    The story:

    I don't remember but my dad tells me sang those words until I was old enough to understand the difference between "ghost" and "coach".

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    Submitted on

    8/26/2003 3:05 pm

    Age it happened

    5

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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