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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Put down the knitting,
The book and the booze.
Time for a holiday.

Artist: Louis Armstrong

Song: Cabaret

Real Lyric: Put down the knitting,The book and the broom.Time for a holiday.

The story:

I think I just sang it in front of my sister and she said, "It's 'broom', not 'booze'!" and packed out laughing. The song suddenly made more sense. I'd rather take my booze WITH me on holiday.

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Submitted on

2/14/2011 7:27 am

Age it happened

14

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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