Promise you weren't even nailing that dude
Unless you're sleepin' next to me

The story:

I always liked this song but due to the what I thought was kinda dodgy content, I would always turn it down or off when my parents came in the room. Yesterday me and my friend were reminiscing over songs of our childhoods on youtube at my house and we came to this one, I told her how I'd always liked it but it was a big naughty for a kid which I was at the time. She was confused so I explained the lyric. After several minutes of continuous laughter she went to my mom and asked if she remembered me turning this song down all the time. Mom, of course, didn't. My friend then explained why, recounting the stories from above so now my mom knows I had a dirty mind even as a 7 year old. Thanks a lot Katie!