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    Artist: Statler Brothers

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    "Professional Widow" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Tori Amos

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Professional Widow" by Tori Amos? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Professional Widow" Lyrics

    I wanna piece of toast and mite
    Scabby ***k
    Scabby ***k
    Scabby pig
    I'm only bringing salt tonight
    Scabby b**th
    Honey bring your toes to my lips
    A honey building comes to mind... A hone
    Honey bring yourself tonight...
    gonna bring you toast tonight sat-ur-day
    scabby pig
    I'm only bringing you toast tonight, I'm
    Scabby dick
    I'm gonna make you toast tonight.
    Scabby Pig
    Scatterbrain pig
    "Honey bring in toast for Mike"
    Honey bring your toast to my lips yeah!

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