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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Pretty ladies in my ears and in my eyes.

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Penny Lane
    Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears, and in my eyes.

    The story:

    Actually, I wasn't the one who heard it wrong. Infact, I was the one who schooled the po' boy. I was sitting at a table in a cafe next to this guy Adam and he started singing Penny Lane, wrong, of course, so I made him stop and sing it again. After lauging for a few minutes I told him the real lyrics and smacked him upside the head.

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