The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
After first hearing the song, I was very excited, because, well...it was a song about porn. And songs about porn are always funny. So I promptly got up and pranced about the house singing "poooooorno pooooooorno pooooorntiiime!" Little did I know, but my father was still at home at work in the office. When I flounced past the office to find him staring at me, I was like..."its a...song..." And he shook his head. So I checked the lyrics.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
3/29/2006 4:20 am
Age it happened
18
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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