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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Play that fu*&in' music right boy

    and later:

    Down play the boogie
    but play that fu*&in' music
    'til you die,
    'til you die!

    Artist: Wild Cherry
    Real Lyric: Play that funky music white boy



    The story:

    I was 7, walking home from Catholic school with my friends, dancing along the raised cement wall, singing to myself. When I got to the chorus, I belted it out, at the top of my lungs. Upon hearing my grave sin, my friends ran home and told my mother, who along with my teenage sitter, called my up to my room when I got there. I expected to get my mouth washed out with soap, but instead I was greeted with gales of laughter. Needless to say I was very confused...my defence: I was a white catholic kid from London, Ontario - what did I know about funky? I did love that song though...that and Rubber Band Man...

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