The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was 7, walking home from Catholic school with my friends, dancing along the raised cement wall, singing to myself. When I got to the chorus, I belted it out, at the top of my lungs. Upon hearing my grave sin, my friends ran home and told my mother, who along with my teenage sitter, called my up to my room when I got there. I expected to get my mouth washed out with soap, but instead I was greeted with gales of laughter. Needless to say I was very confused...my defence: I was a white catholic kid from London, Ontario - what did I know about funky? I did love that song though...that and Rubber Band Man...
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Anonymous
Submitted on
3/29/2007 12:05 pm
Age it happened
7
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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