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    Pharoah's army got grounded


    Later in the same song...
    Moses...smoked that water with a 2 by 4

    Artist: Bruce Springsteen
    Song: O Mary Don't You Weep
    Real Lyric: Pharoah's army got drowndedOh Mary Don't You WeepLater in the same song...Moses...smote that water with a 2 by 4

    The story:

    The worship ensemble at our church was singing this song. I downloaded the tune to my iPhone & was listening to it ahead of time. My 6 year old asked (very intrigued) Mommy? What did Pharoah's army do to get grounded? As I was explaining and the song kept going, my 8 year old had perked up his ears and started chuckling that Moses smoked the water with a two by four and that he didn't know people smoked back then!

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    Submitted by

    lkpiehl

    Submitted on

    10/19/2008 12:14 pm

    Age it happened

    6

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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