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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    parked crack hoes with empty swollen guts,
    sunbaked pavement, c**kroaches on us,
    haves and have nots together at last,
    brutally engaged in mortal combat,
    Turnin' twenty-two

    Artist: Bad Religion
    Song: Ten in 2010
    Real Lyric: parched, cracked mouths, empty swollen guts sun-baked pavement encroaches on us haves and have-nots together at last brutally engaged in mortal combat 10 in 2010

    The story:

    I was playing Crazy Taxi and this song was on there, I had no idea how the song really went, and once I got the energy to go look it up, suddenly, everything made sense

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/17/2002 8:57 pm

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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