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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Paranoid Android" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Radiohead

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Paranoid Android" by Radiohead? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Paranoid Android" Lyrics

    That sucks sir, your leaving
    From a greyhound
    Anger, Anger, Come on Anger, Oh, Anger..
    Addiction makes you look pretty ugly
    Have sex then you leave me
    Your Picture makes you look pretty ugly
    Fashion Makes you look pretty ugly
    This sure makes you look pretty ugly
    Vision makes you look pretty ugly.
    May I please live again?
    Hangnail, hangnail

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