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    owner of a lovely a@$e progressing to boner of a boney a@$e

    Artist: Yes
    Song: Owner of a Lonely Heart
    Real Lyric: owner of a lonely heart

    The story:

    moreover a deliberate mondegreen my mates and I would sing on a drunken night out TRYING to impress the ladies in our youth, if we got blanked then it would quickly digress to moaner with a lovely.....and then to boner of a... and to; boner of a.... to boner of a boney.... Obviously we would trudge home with our kebabs continuing to be owners of a lonely heart !!!! ironic Karma. lol
    by Carlostomebag

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    Carlostomebag

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    11/6/2012 7:50 pm

    Age it happened

    38

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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