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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Song: The Prisoner

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

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Other dancers may pee on the floor
Dear, but my eyes will see only you
Only you have the magic technique

Artist: Dean Martin

Song: Sway

Real Lyric: Other dancers may be on the floorDear, but my eyes will see only youOnly you have the magic technique

The story:

When they used the song in an ad for Target's wedding registry. I knew a national retailer wouldn't be promoting synchronized potty emergencies. But I still hear it that way.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

10/19/2001 9:04 am

Age it happened

30

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

Yes

Was partying involved?

No

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