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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Orgasming on the vaultt

    Artist: Panic! At The Disco
    Song: Kaleidoscope Eyes
    Real Lyric: Pour gasoline on the vault

    The story:

    When I first heard the song, I already could tell
    that this song was about a criminal in love. When
    I heard this line, though, I just assumed it was
    Brendon Urie being a weirdo and that maybe this
    character was a CRAZY criminal. I didn't even
    question the lyrics until I looked them up years
    later.

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    Submitted by

    pourgasolinepls

    Submitted on

    1/23/2017 12:57 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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