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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Open up your pants, and damn you're free!

    Artist: Jason Mraz
    Song: I'm Yours
    Real Lyric: Open up your plans, and damn you're free.

    The story:

    I used to sing it this way, and my father finally told me I was wrong!

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    Submitted by

    lizliz222

    Submitted on

    11/9/2008 2:07 am

    Age it happened

    15

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Haha, I totally thought that's what it said, until someone corrected me

    hopeprevails Aug 19, 2010 2:25 am