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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One, two, princes here before you
    That's what I said now
    Princes, princes who adore you
    Just go ahead now
    One has diamonds in his pockets
    And that's okay now
    This one, said he wants to buy you rockets
    And it is said now

    Artist: Spin Doctors
    Song: Two Princes
    Real Lyric: One, two, princes kneel before youThat's what I said nowPrinces, princes who adore youJust go ahead nowOne has diamonds in his pocketsThat sounds great nowThis one, said he wants to buy you locketsAin't in his head now



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    Found this out today when I went to look up the real lyrics.

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