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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    One ton o' Maalox,
    I need a one ton o' Maalox.

    Artist: Sandpipers
    Song: Guantanamera
    Real Lyric: Guantanamera,guajira guantanamera.



    The story:

    My family (6 of us) was in the car on vacation and this song came on. Out of frustration with all us kids, my Dad had been popping Maalox chewables most of the trip, so I yelled from the back "Hey Dad, here's a song about you!" Then of course I had to explain myself, and all my sisters and my parents about wet their pants, but actually my Dad still sings it that way just for me!

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