The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
We were taking a road trip on hiway 101 to southern 
California with some friends from the east coast when we 
start cruising thru Salinas.  So. I says to my friend " look man, 
this where Bobby McGee slipped away.". He just gave me a 
confused look.  Now Bobby McGee in in his head,  and he 
start singing.  When he gets to the part...  " one day on 
mescaline I let him slip away".    Needless to day the other 
five of us heard this and the hilarity ensues...
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8/14/2010 2:39 pm
Age it happened
57
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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