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Once I was down in Chinatown
I was eating some Lin's Tampon
I happened to turn around
And when I looked I see
My Tampons gone

Artist: Paul Simon

Song: "Paranoia Blues"

Real Lyric: Once I was down in Chinatown/I was eating some Lin's Chow Fon/I happened to turn around/And when I looked I see/My Chow Fon's gone

The story:

I was with my friend and her mom and we heard this song on the radio and I said to them "it's kinda weird that Paul Simon is singing about tampons" and her mom is a HUGE Paul Simon fan and she freaked out screaming "He would never ever sing about tampons you dumbass!" and she explained what the lyrics were, but i think it would be pretty funny if he was singing about tampons though!

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Anonymous

Submitted on

12/11/2005 11:05 pm

Age it happened

20

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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