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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    On the Sunday mornin' sidewalk
    I'm wishin' Lord that I was stoned.

    Artist: Johnny Cash
    Song: Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down
    Real Lyric: On the Sunday mornin' sidewalkI'm wishin' Lord that I was stone

    The story:

    It never really made sense...I never sang it out loud but I discovered after listening to it ten times that it didn't really make sense and that he's probably thinking of being stone, so he doesn't feel anything. But how could I have known, hehe?

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    Submitted on

    7/29/2007 6:41 pm

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

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    He is actually saying "Wishing, Lord, that I was stoned." You were right.

    EvilPlunderBunny May 27, 2010 4:55 pm