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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    On a journey, and you're naked
    You'll see panthers & chimpanzees
    Let's assume you'll climb a mountain
    Let's assume that you will be

    Sentimental to this guy
    And let your spirit set him free
    So one day he will talk with pride
    A sentimental man in

    Artist: Cat Stevens
    Real Lyric: On this journey that you're makingThere'll be answers that you'll seekAnd it's you who'll climb the mountainIt's you who'll reach the peak Son of Man, look to the skyLift your spirit, set it freeSome day you'll walk tall with prideSon of Man, a man in time you'll be



    The story:

    I had know idea what the real words were, so whenever I sang this song I said what it sounded like Phil Collins might have been saying in the song. But it was different every time I sang it... until I came up with this version!

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