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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Old people must die, die

    Real Lyric: All the people who died, died



    The story:

    It wasn't my mistake, actually. I was playing cards with friends, and the hostess put this song on. The guy sitting next to me started singing it with the wrong lyrics and everyone at the table started cracking up laughing. Turns out that, since the 1980's, he thought those were the real lyrics.

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